Friday, January 9, 2009

I thought I'd DIED

That was it, she tried to turn me on and it wasn't doing anything, she hit me a couple of times, then turned me on turned me off, turned me on (like im some kind of battery operated sex toy for goodness sake!)

Well it all failed and I cant do self diagnosis, Im just a machine man, not a PC engineer. Well, hey, she knows a great PC engineer in the town she used to live in, and has to travel 30 miles to get there (hes cheap!)

So she carefully repacks me in my "kennel" (the box she keeps to transport me in) and lets face it she needs that as much as the cat cages, she moves that bloody often!! But hey, when we get there and the genius techy plugs me in and switches me on............. I WORK!!!

Not saying anything, but I do prefer a blokes touch, much more engineering orientated, women stop trying to be techies, youre not good at it (oh god I hope she doesnt catch me writing this or Im dead metal)

Till next time, more quips from a computer with an attitude.

Oh, and by the way, to all my PC mates out there, 01110011 01110100 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110100 01110101 01110010 01101110 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100001.

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